How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
someday you and i will travel together. we’ll board the plane with our luggage, a smile, and the goal of being as adventurous as we can once we reach our destination. you’ll let me rest my head on your shoulder when i feel tired and you’ll read a book or the newspaper. you’ll order me a diet coke if the flight attendant comes by while i’m sleeping and i’ll rub your back if you end up being the one that sleeps.
(Source: rudeteen)

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